Paul is having a thing about bad church signs in his blog.
The worst sign I ever spied (sorry I don't have pics) was one Sue and I saw when we recently drove past the conservative church in which we grew up. It read:
"Do you want your eternity smoking or non-smoking."
Now the thing that really burnt me up was that THEY BELIEVE THAT STUFF!
It's one thing to make a (poor) joke like that if you don't believe in judgement or hell, but for people who actually believe that most other humans will suffer hideous torture for all eternity to make a JOKE about it - that's cold, stone cold.